I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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