Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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