i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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