There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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