What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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