I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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