just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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