I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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