he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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