i don't like sucking hair
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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