What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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