yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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