officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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