Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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