So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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