dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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