ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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