Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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