How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
not ubering you a puppy
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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