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go home
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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