idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Boobs speak an international language.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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