Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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