Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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