So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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