problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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