I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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