BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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