your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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