Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
