I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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