your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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