Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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