she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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