Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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