relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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