After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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