Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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