As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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