school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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