How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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