She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
