hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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