white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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