btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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