I wish I could punch you in the face.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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