What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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