But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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