I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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