His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Ketchup is God's man juice
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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