we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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